Imagine you manage a coven of baseball-playing vampires. The Cullen family is really strong this year and you want to bring in a ringer. Which currently active MLB baseball player do you sire?
A QUICK UPDATE:
I almost got hit by a ****ing truck today. He was going fast through my neighborhood and it almost took out some ****ing kids for god sakes! I REALLY care about these things. There was also another time when some dumb drunk backed up into a tree. The tree could've fell over onto the house it was in front of! I mean really, what is the world coming to?
AND SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET RID OF THIS DUMB QUESTION.